They're like a deer - in the headlights
That's why they put them - on the cover
They're not ernest - they're not serious
They talk to guys - like guys talk to each other

A man in a Brooks Brothers suit
With an Esquire
Features a crazy nude
Sets him on fire

Honey this isn't me
Honey I'd love to see
This misty flick with you on Valentines Day

Honey this isn't me,
Honey this could be me
But sweet Jesus ! I've been struck blind.

When it's to be - a bit more honest
That clarion call - and be a pig
Guys know they have - their inner swine rooting
To let it out - and take a lick

A man in a Brooks Brothers suit...

Hans-Werner Graf